Tuesday 2 June 2015

Greece: Sailing and other Mishaps


Sailing:  If I had a Dollar...


I have just spent two weeks at the "Wild Winds" sailing school on Lefkada in the Ionian Islands.  If I had a dollar for every time the instructor said "Justin pull in your Main Sheet", I would be a wealthy man.

Kind of reminded of "Bend zee knees" every time I used to go skiing in the Alps.

The facilities and instruction were excellent.  In the first week I expended a lot of energy trying to get back into capsized boats.  Things got better in the second week when I graduated to a Laser dinghy - by the way Michele loves the hat! 





Thank goodness for the kindness of Greeks


I normally like to lean pretty heavily on Michele when we travel, because she really is a travel expert.  Consequently, travelling this leg on my own, is proving a bit of an adventure.

Here is a rough approximation of my current route.  I am writing from Argostoli on the island of Kephallonia.  The map is incorrect in that I am flying to Athens and Rome tomorrow, not going by land and sea - but it gives an idea of the geography.



I wish I could say that everything has gone according to plan.  Actually everything had gone to plan, until I turned the ignition key, on Monday morning.  To my horror, I discovered that the battery was flat because I had left the lights on all night.  To make matters worse it was a bank holiday for Saint Spiridon, and there were no garages in the tiny resort of Agios Nikita.

I was staying at the Olive Tree Hotel which is owned by a Greek Canadian couple who used to live in Toronto.  Helleni, the wife, took it upon herself to go begging from door to door for a pair of jump leads.  It took her the best part of an hour, but she eventually found some.  Turned out that neither I, nor Helleni's husband, knew how to use jump leads.  A couple of Romanian guys  drove out to my car and jump started my car.

Luckily I had built some flex into my timetable, as I missed the first ferry to Kephallonia.  I was still able to catch the six o'clock bus to Argostoli this morning.





Sunday 31 May 2015

Cuba: "They're Talking About a Revolution" - still



Committee for the Defence of the Revolution ("CDR")


Every block has its own CDR committee and President.  Over 90 per cent of the population are members of their local CDR.  Cubans are reluctant to criticize either of the Castro brothers at the best of times - their names hardly ever came up in conversation while we were there.  They certainly would not make anything but the most flattering remarks in front of their block CDR President.

Here's a CDR poster that we saw:


If you squint hard enough you might be able to see "56"  in the top left corner of the poster - honoring the 56th anniversary of the Revolution.  After 56 years, are these CDR committees defending a "revolution" or the status quo?


"D Day" and the U.S. Embargo / "Blockade"


Cuba's D Day (December 17) was the day that Obama and Raul Castro spoke on the phone. 

A lot of Cuban Americans (e.g.http://babalublog.com/ ) feel that Cubans have once again (the first time was JFK and the Bay of Pigs) been sold down the river by an American President.  Obama is relaxing the embargo despite the fact that there has been no improvement in the human rights situation on the island.

The alternative perspective is that the U.S. embargo is the single best propaganda weapon in the Castro brothers' rhetorical arsenal.  The fact of the embargo is always there, whenever they want to demonise America.

Here is one poster we saw on the day of the May Day parade in Baracoa:


The fact that it's a blockade is news to me - likewise the genocide.

A Revolution built on "Productivity and Efficiency"


Here is one of the Baracoa May Day banners that we saw:


By the way, I have no way of proving it, but my gut tells me that the guy in a "80" shirt is plain clothes.

Apart from maybe the security forces, "efficiency" is perhaps not the first word that comes to mind.

In Havana there were great plans to renovate an old building and create a gleaming new "Hotel Packard" complete with ivy growing up the side.

This was the vision:



Here is the reality:


Well at least the ivy's growing.

Bed and breakfast owners struggle to purchase functional bathroom fittings from the government.


Hey there's a tap, there's a basin - what more could you want?

One thing the country is efficient at is producing ballet dancers.  Cuba produces ballet dancers the way the Dominican produces baseball players - in both cases it's a ticket off the island.

We were lucky enough to see a gorgeous production of "Don Quixote".


Given the world class calibre of the production, I was surprised by the casual manner in which it was promoted.  Here are the notices outside the theatre:



I have seen better publicity materials for a primary school Nativity play.

About those Bulgarian peas they serve at your Cuban all inclusive:


Many visitors wonder why, in such a fertile island, tourists have to eat processed peas from Bulgaria.

Part of the explanation is straightforward - farmers produce only what the government orders them to grow.

The other half of the explanation I got from reading the Economist, once I got home.  The government entities responsible for importing goods get hugely subsidized exchange rates.  Cuba is actually the only country I know, that goes in for "reverse protectionism", i.e favoring overseas producers at the expense of its own farmers - must be nice for the Bulgarians.

Our cab driver looked like Dr. George Clooney


Ok our cab driver wasn't quite as good looking as George Clooney, but he was a pediatric doctor.  As such he recently got a 150% raise, bringing his monthly salary up to $60.  His real source of income is the money he makes from driving cabs.  He told us that his routine consisted of a 24 hour shift at the hospital, followed by three days driving a 20 year old Lada.

I was affronted for his dignity at how he had to earn a living.  We watched him wait patiently while four young backpackers argued among themselves as someone tried to wriggle out of his $2 portion of the fare.

He told us he could boost his government wage to US$400 a month.  However he would have to travel overseas to earn that.  The state would make around ten times that from hiring him out to foreign governments.

There are more doctors in Cuba than the whole of Africa.  Our guide in Havana told us that in his daughter's district there were 5,000 students vying for 15 places at the University of Havana in Psychology, 50 in Law, and 1,000 in Medicine.  He said "well if she does not get into Psychology or Law, she can always do Medicine"

Even though the standard of living in Cuba is not that high, I am amazed that it is not a lot lower given the massive under employment that we saw - the old Soviet ethos of "you pretend to work and we'll pretend to pay you".

How does Cuba support this lifestyle with an unproductive economy?  My theory (which received some verbal confirmation) is that the economy is supported on the back of hard working Cuban doctors operating in places like Sierra Leone and Venezuela.

The "Militarization of Information"


Yoani Sanchez is the dissident author of the Generation Y blog ( https://generacionyen.wordpress.com/ ).



Like 99 per cent of Cubans she does not enjoy regular access to the internet.  Consequently she is forced to blog "blind".  She smuggles her messages to the outside world by e-mail and memory sticks but then cannot read her own posts.  Getting her voice to the outside world requires considerable ingenuity as well as the courage to risk personal injury at the hands of the security forces.

In an arresting turn of phrase, she states:

Information is militarized and guarded in Cuba as if there is a war of technology, which is why those who try to find out are taken, at the very least, as spies.

Michele and I experienced all the frustrations of trying to go online.  Here is Michele using her I-Pad outside the "Etecsa" (government telephone company) office in Vinales.  Some kind person at Etecsa left the wifi router on and Michele was able to use her US$4.50 an hour internet card.



At that price, an hour on the internet costs around a quarter of a normal Cuban's monthly salary.  Hence we were confused as to how these locals (sitting around the corner from Michele) could afford to surf the web:



Feminism and Cuban airports


In her "Female Caricature" blog Yoani Sanchez harpoons the idea that women in Cuba have any real power - ( https://generacionyen.wordpress.com/2014/08/23/female-caricature/ )

The most powerful personalities we met were usually women - but that is a different concept.

At both airports we went to, the women customs officers were nearly all young and very attractive.  For uniform, they were required to wear short skirts and rather odd looking fishnet stockings:


I do not know what happens to their careers once they lose their cheer leader looks.

The questionable taste of the uniforms was nothing compared to the souvenirs the government was selling at the airport gift store:



Tourist Apartheid


Tourist apartheid, whereby Cubans were legally barred from entering decent hotels, cocktail bars etc, was only abolished five years ago.

In practice, differences in affluence, as well as the ingrained attitude of Cubans to their own people, mean segregation is still very much in force.

Here is the beach we stayed at:



Here is a beach used by Cubans:


Here is a bus that we rode - pretty comfortable although I never had the courage to visit the toilet with its rusting outside bolt:


These are the buses that the locals use:



The home of an ordinary Cuban


An "ordinary Cuban" is someone who does not have access to tourist dollars.  The "One Percent" in Cuba consists of the Communist Party elite and those employed in tourism.  For example we met one electrical engineer driving a vintage Cadillac taxi, who reckoned he made US$1,500 a month - 75 times the average Cuban wage of US$20.

These pictures were taken on a bad day for the family.  Their twenty year old fridge had just broken down.  The good news is that there are actually fridges for sale in the government stores.  The bad news is that they cost over US$500.  This family (having no relatives in Miami) could never dream of coming up with that sort of money.


Their pride and joy was a new LG twin tub washing machine of the sort that our parents used to use in the 60s.  Their son went to work in Venezuela to pay for it.  He said he would not risk his life going back there again.


It was not all doom and gloom.  Every July and December there is a big boozy fiesta to celebrate the killing of the piglet they have growing in their back yard:



Bookshops, where "History is told by the Winners" - over and over


Entering a bookshop is a joy because you know there will be authors you've never heard of, ideas you've never thought of.  The opposite is the case in Cuba.


If I blow up the words on this journal, you can get a flavor:


Che Comandante

Not because you’ve fallen
Is your light less towering.
A flaming horse
sustains your guerilla sculpture
between the winds and the clouds of the Sierra.
Not for being quieted have you become silence.
And not because they burn you,
They conceal you under the ground,
They hide you 
In cemeteries forests, wastelands,
they’re going to keep us from finding you.
Che Comandante,
our friend.

The United States laughs
With its rejoicing teeth.  But suddenly
It turns restlessly in its bed
Of dollars.  Its laughter
Hardens into a mask,
And you great metallic body
Rises, disseminates

Sometimes, I could just kill for a full stop.

The "Bandit Wars" of Fidel and Franco


More faithful readers might recall that Michele and I had the great good luck last year to go on a walking holiday hosted by Chris Stewart, author of the best seller “Driving over Lemons”.  Digressing for a second, Chris is one of those rare authors who is as affable and witty in real life, as he is on the printed page.


In this photograph, Chris is providing context to the plaque put up in memory of two Guardia Civil officers shot and killed in the Alpujarras mountains.  After the Spanish Civil War, some Republican combatants fled to the Alpujarras rather than face certain death at the hands of Franco’s victorious Nationalist forces.  Local villagers, Chris explained, were not allowed to buy more than a day’s worth of provisions at a time, so that they would not have enough food to share with the fugitives.  In the end the fugitives were nearly all hunted down and killed.  But of course the only memorial we get to see, is to two Guardia Civil officers from the victorious side.  Losers do not get to write history.

Ironically, given the very different  ideologies involved, history repeated itself in Cuba’s so called “War against the Bandits” (1959 to 1965).  The “Bandits” in question were insurgents who did not share Fidel’s ideology and who hid out in the Escambray mountains.  According to Wikipedia, “Castro employed overwhelming force, at times sending in as many as 250,000 government troops.[11] The insurgency was eventually crushed by the Castros' use of vastly superior numbers. Some of the insurgents ultimately surrendered, but they were immediately executed by firing squad. Only a handful managed to escape.”

The only reason I became aware of this tragic chapter, was that we bumped into a woman whose two brothers were “Bandits” killed by Fidel’s forces in 1962.  Her father survived but was sent to prison in 1965.  The conditions in prison were not easy.  He died shortly after being released in 1982.  This woman eventually made a life for herself, but only by rigidly refusing to ever breathe a single word on the subject of politics.

Pets in Cuba


One endearing habit that Cubans have, is to take their caged birds for a walk:



In Cuba, even the dogs need identity papers:



Tuesday 14 April 2015

If today's Tuesday, this must be Tulum

I was all for taking a flight from Guatemala City to Cuba.  Luckily Michele prevailed on me  to be a bit more adventurous and take the standard backpacker trail from Lake Atitlan to Cancun, via Semuc Champey, Tikal, Belize and Tulum.  There were times when the thought of spending another eight hours inside a hot overcrowded vehicle began to lose its appeal,  but I am glad we went. 

We raised the average age on the bus by thirty years.  It was neat to travel with young people.  Israeli travellers were the dominant demographic among the backpackers.  They explained that men have to serve for three years in the military, while the women need to serve for two.  Once they were free to resume normal life, many decompressed by travelling, particularly in Latin America.

 



Alfombras:  the Catholic equivalent to Buddhist Mandalas

In San Pedro, the locals were up all night creating these carpets ("Alfombras") out of sawdust, fruit, etc in time for the Good Friday, Stations of the Cross, procession.  Once the procession had trampled the carpet, it was a mess and had to be promptly shoveled into the back of the street cleaning truck.

 

Sayonara to San Pedro

Michele and I had been made very welcome by our respective homestay families.  After seven or so weeks, we were sorry to have to say goodbye.  Here is a picture of my homestay mother Magdalena, her husband Jeremias, and family, from the roof of their house overlooking Lake Atitlan:















I was happy that I also got a picture taken with Clara (Jeremias' mother) because she did not stop working from noon til night.




























The women in the town were very religious and very hard working.  The two characteristics are no doubt related.  One of the few times that I ever saw Magdalena relaxed, was in church.  She had her own altar in the house.  Breakfast was sometimes accompanied by the sound of Mass being broadcast live on the tv.  Smiling, she once said that the only time she expected to get some rest, was when she died.


Semuc Champey:  Cord cutting in the jungle

Semuc Champey is famous for its cascade of cataracts and swimming holes set in the heart of the jungle.


















However, I have to rather sheepishly admit that I was actually more excited by the abilities of my new Motorola Moto G smartphone. 

$20 bought me a Sim Card with unlimited data for a month.  Using the phone to create a "hotspot" meant that I could post blogs to the web without an internet cable connection in sight.


 

Tikal:  The Young and the "Selfie"

It was only fifty years ago that an archeological team from the University of Pennsylvania hacked back the jungle to expose the ruins of this epic Mayan city.  We stayed in the Jungle Lodge hotel which originally served as the camp for the archeologists.  The place still had the charming casual feel of a safari camp.

Part of the appeal of Tikal was that we had the ruins more or less to ourselves.





















These young beautiful Israeli twins caught my eye.  Wherever we went in Tikal, we saw them taking "selfies" on their super duper telescopic selfie stick.  It made me view travel in a totally new light.  In the future, travel will be thought of as just one giant selection of "sets" for selfies.




























 

Belize:  Stingrays, Sharks and Hobie Cats

They say its not a great idea to get married on April Fools Day.  Apparently it's an even worse idea to bring your parents in law on honeymoon with you.  Twenty six years ago we broke both precepts and holidayed with Ray and Vivian at the Journey's End hotel in Belize.  We had a great time, but kids do not worry! - we do not necessarily expect to be invited when you get married!  Ray and Vivian brought their sense of excitement and humor, which always made them such good company .  Back in 1989, Belize was not the tourist hotspot that it is today.

Coming back here, we made two mistakes - first we stayed in Ambergris Caye not Caye Caulker, second we stayed in San Pedro rather than further north.  San Pedro (not to put too fine a point on it) is a bit of a dump at the best of times.  This year the general air of dereliction was exacerbated by a freakishly prolonged  infestation of seaweed from the Sargasso Sea.  There was a rotting compost smell coming from those parts of the beach where the owners were less diligent about clearing away the seaweed.

Having said all this, we were lucky enough to stay at the Caribbean Villas hotel.  The friendly staff and intimate set up made us forget any caveats that we might have had.  Ordrius, the Lithuanian sailing school guy, gave me free lessons in a Hobie Cat before he let me sail it.  A lot of my attempted tacks, left me flapping around "in irons" miles from the sea shore.  Fortunately, the only dent was to my pride.



Michele overcame her normal reluctance on such matters, and went swimming with the (nurse) sharks:






 

Tulum:  what happens when you stay at an Italian All Inclusive in Mexico?

We are staying at the Pavo Real all inclusive hotel:





The Italians running the place have flunked all three requirements of a Mexican All Inclusive:















There are no drunkards around for the simple reason that it  takes too long to get to the one bar on site.  You can read your book without having to shut out the noise of Adele yelling "you can have it all", on the camp sound system.  Most weird of all, when you waddle up to the feeding trough, the food actually tastes good!

Better enjoy the good food now - Cuba up next!

Tuesday 7 April 2015

Two Ethical purchases for the well heeled

1.  Shade Grown Coffee


I tend to be a bit of an agnostic when it comes to a lot of environmental issues, but this one seems pretty compelling.

I became aware of the issue, when we were staying at the Lake Atitlan Nature Reserve Hotel.  The thesis is quite simple.  There's organic coffee.  Now there is "Shade Grown Coffee".  The two concepts overlap.

Here is a picture of a monkey in the grounds of the hotel.  This monkey is actually moving around in a working coffee plantation.  The coffee grows in the shade of a diverse range of trees.  These trees preserve bird corridors, counter soil erosion and improve the chemical balance of the soil.



Of course there is going to be a lot of "shady" business when vendors label their coffee as "shade grown" - but hell you have to start somewhere! 

Here is a website of an organization that sells Shade Grown Coffee:

http://www.groundsforchange.com/learn/shadegrown.php

 

2.  Mercado Global's Mayan Handbags


I am not an expert when it comes to handbags, but I would like to believe that this particular line of rather expensive bags are a good thing in more ways than one.

I had never heard of these bags until we spent a very crowded eight hour bus journey to Semuc Champey, sitting next to Ines Tamaddon of Mercado Global.  She is working for next to nothing as a fund raiser based out here in Panahachel.  Here is her picture taken from the company's website (http://www.mercadoglobal.org/collections ).





































Inez was pretty eloquent in the way she described the approach of this NGO.  The idea is to build a bag that is original and requires exquisite craftsmanship.  This way they can charge more for the bag, and consequently pay more to the ladies who make them.



Canadians can buy the bags from Holt Renfrew.  Here's a link to a full list of the retailers carrying the bags http://www.mercadoglobal.org/pages/retailers .














Guatemala: This god's got it good!

The Mayan alcohol taboo

The Mayans' relationship with alcohol is very different to that of the free drinking Gringo tourists.  As a tourist, you almost never see a local imbibing.  The one time I had a couple of beers in my homestay, I had to use my backpack to smuggle the incriminating cans in and out.

The few times you do see someone the worse for wear, they are all male, and lie unconscious and ignored, by the side of the road.  The first time Michele and I saw this, we thought we were at the scene of a fatality.
 

Maximon: one lucky god

 

In this light, the Mayan relationship with the god/idol called Maximon is kind of interesting.  His worship belongs to a group of practices labelled "syncretism".  The Catholic Church does not sanction devotions to him.  Nevertheless he receives lavish offerings of cigars, firewater and beer from otherwise devout Catholics. 
 
You can find out more about Maximon at this Wikipedia link.
 
We encountered the god on our afternoon trip to Santiago de Atitlan.  He is moved to a different house each year.
His current home has more empty beer bottles stacked outside than most bars.  Even more remarkable is the sight of women holding cans of beer. 
Michele needed to pay them to take photographs.  The act of actually paying them, was the occasion for uproarious mirth among the ladies (the gringos must be crazy?).
 
My picture of the same scene features the god himself together with devotees of both sexes in various states of inebriation:
 
Maximon himself is holding up pretty well, given all the liquor that has literally been poured down his throat and into a receptacle at his back.
 
The same room contained sacred icons that you normally associate with Semana Santa: